So as while i was exchanging glances at her, and her at me, I knew it was too late to talk to her. But then I thought of what my friend had said to me, and i realized women go thru a lot by just getting on the train.

As we all know, Women like to dress pretty cause you know, they want to impress their special someone’s in their life, or look good just in case they find that special someone in their life. So when a girl who’s particularly attractive walks onto the train looking pretty, and all that jazz, People tend to stare, and by people, i mean Men. So i know you find it awkward when we look at you, and shit, and your all like ugh why the fuck is he looking at me. Mam, just take it as a compliment because we find you pretty.

Now as the title of my post goes’ I’m sorry for looking at you cause i find you pretty. And I’m sorry if many of my fellow gender has done stupid shit like holler at you or say sexist remarks, or even touched you.

Mam, if you were in trouble, I would’ve jumped in and fucked up the crazy.

STORY 2

I’m on the 7 train back from Dragon Boat Practice. It is Sunday, and happenly same day as the Dominican Day Parade. On the train were a quiet group you know a normal train ride, no crazy bum, no smelly hobo, no mugging, just normal. As the train approached and pulled into Junction BLVD. there began a loud ruckus, and all of a sudden a bum rush of Dominicans decked out in dominican republic shirts, flags, and one even had some sort of instrument. As they got onto the train, it scared the shit outta all the people cause it was calm and quiet and then all of a sudden the elephant in the room jumps in. The group of people seemed like a mob, cause they were banging on the ceiling making a lot of noise and shit. As i got off the train at my stop, the man next to me, got up also and ran off the train in fear of these people. I applaud the Dominicans for such pride in their culture, but seriously, do you really need to make a ruckus on the train. Your on the way to the parade make the ruckus there, disturbing the peace. A way to make your culture proud is to not make it seem like your a bunch of hoodlums on the train trying to intimidate people. Go stay in school, excel, graduate, and become a productive member of society, not the damn guy serving me my McDonalds.

So let an rong give a mighty great example.

Let’s say Bitch says, Hey let’s have a photo shoot. Why yes, An Rong being the good human being he is agrees to help said bitch. Bitch acts all nice, gives him those yess’m’s and them hahas and laughs at his shitty jokes. Soo An Rong thinks its cool and this said bitch would go forth and chill with An Rong more and you know become good friends and what not and such and such and so forth. Then he spends his whole night editing her damn photos, and he gets sick of seeing the sight of her, but he does it cause hes a nice son of a gun soo that she can have them ready for her interview with a modeling agency in 2 days. He even says send it to this good photo printing place, its cheap anyway. but no after An Rong has sent her all the pixels and the bytes and shit, she takes it, and says im going to print it at the Kodak store, which is very fucking WRONG TO An Rong’s art, because they going to get the colors wrong, and he going look like a shitty photographer. So then An Rong tries to chill with said Bitch after all this, and now she doesn’t talk to him, and doesn’t seem to care. So An Rong says to said Bitch, go suck a bag of baby dicks you fucking using octopussy licking nipple sucking dick licking bitch.

I have to go to the Bathroom.  Hurridly, I make my way towards the Restrooms.  I looked at the sign and saw that this was an all male bathroom.  So I hurry to the cleaner side, cause you know cleaner bathroom more sanitary.  Then, I proceed to go into the first stall.  I unleash a stream of a fury, that had been yearning to come out since god knows when.

I finish, I head towards the sink, and then I saw a woman in the bathroom, I was hmm, what she doing in the male bathroom.  Then I realized, the bathroom i was in had no urinals, and all of sudden realized, I had entered the female restroom.  The woman had a good laugh, as i hurried out of the bathroom in a giggling oops manner.  Proceeded to wash my hands in the male bathroom. Then went back online and told this story to Allen.  Soon enough we were in the theatre watching The Dark Knight.

Shit was epic, RIP Heath.

I can’t be close with you anymore.  It feels wrong, i don’t feel right, your nice and all, but stop leading me on.  If you want me to be you escape, escape with me already, leave him behind.  Don’t use me to make your self happy when he treats you like shit, when he ignores you, when he doesn’t give a fuck about you.  So please, stop making me feel your love in your warm embrace, and then shun me when he comes around.

Dear lady,

Your with the wrong guy

More on my flickr, na mean, acess on the right hand side.

Took some photos of this girl, she’s pretty cool.

Na mean’.  So we going to play my favorite game, make a story with the photos.

the photos in the story dont need to go in that order. Whoever has the best story gets a lolipop.

A) This user, every 5 seconds checks his sidekick, to check his buddy list, text messages, and is annoying, cause he puts the sidekick away and then pulls its out 2 seconds later, cause he thinks he just got a message. Then walks around acting as if he’s mad cool with a sidekick, and when he’s chilling with his friends, he takes out his sidekick every 2 seconds to pretend hes talkign to someone else, as if the company he has at the moment isnt good enough.

B) The user, who gets its to be cool with the other kids, who think its cool to have sidekicks, and check it every 5 seconds.

C) The user, who has a sidekick, checks his phone, but doesn’t live his life outta the phone, and uses it like a phone, not some extraordinary machine from the future.

So,

Dear sidekick user(A,B),

Please get off your sidekick, and realize life isn’t in your sidekick. If you wanted to be online all day, you could just sit at home and fucking go online, and pretend u have friends or have cyber sex, na mean? So please, when i’m chilling with you, please don’t whip out the sidekick, and check whos online, cause its annoying. FUCK YOU.

Dear sidekick user (C),

Keep it cool.

So I’ve been thinking if maybe your with the wrong person? Are you? I see you all the time, your not that far away. I’ve spent time with you, and every time, you leave me thinking, are you with the right person. You tell me how he ignores you for this and that, and how he isn’t good to you, soo why the fuck are you with him you dumb bitch. If it was up to you, you’d prolly spend more time with me than him. He looks like a dipshit too, You ever look in a mirror how you too look together, fucking disgusting. why u still with him? Prolly cause your too use to it, soo fuck you and your fucking couch.

I want a B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful Intellectual Tantalizing Chinese (Or Asian) Honey

Then, after i parted ways with my sister, i headed over to the Y to work on my pectorals in progress. On my way there, when i reached Mulberry and Broome there was a mob of black kids on sk8boards. They were all sk8ing and the fattest one who was like mad pudgy, was on a scooter. Then at the corner of Broome and Mott they got into something with 2 white guys, and then all of a sudden one of the kids pulls out a kazoo looking thing and blows into it making the kazoo noise, and they all gather round the white guys and scares the shit outta them. I wanted to take a photo, but i was afraid my camera might have dissapeared, damn you racial part of my brain, but yea i shouldve gotten a photo, they looked like a cool bunch of kids.

After my workout, nothing to do cause a ho-bag(yes that is a word) decided a monster growing on her face, couldnt go rowing on a boat with me in central park. So i went to allen’s experienced PS3, it was quite smexy, had some corn, and we did my id photo, also a photo collage that came as a strike of genius to allen.

and finally, the most awesome, most racist, and most pointless game finished dl the demo ps3. Yes you guessed it Def Jame ICON! yes you are a rapper and you go around beating up other rappers. FREAKING AWESOME.

This game had such amazing phrases as : Get your bitch ass down, and Go back home bitch

thank you def jam, i now understand black people love to fight and blow things up, see this is why i am racist fuck you def jam

Oh yea, and turns out today was official GO SK8BOARDING day in NYC, and it was sponsored by emerica and other sk8 companies, soo it explains the black kids on sk8boards, but not that fat one on a scooter

shit’s alright