Online for the 6:21 showing of The Dark Knight, I stand there with Allen, conversating with my dear Tanya. Then the urge took over, i couldn’t hold it in anymore. I looked Allen and Tanya in the eye, and said….
I have to go to the Bathroom. Hurridly, I make my way towards the Restrooms. I looked at the sign and saw that this was an all male bathroom. So I hurry to the cleaner side, cause you know cleaner bathroom more sanitary. Then, I proceed to go into the first stall. I unleash a stream of a fury, that had been yearning to come out since god knows when.
I finish, I head towards the sink, and then I saw a woman in the bathroom, I was hmm, what she doing in the male bathroom. Then I realized, the bathroom i was in had no urinals, and all of sudden realized, I had entered the female restroom. The woman had a good laugh, as i hurried out of the bathroom in a giggling oops manner. Proceeded to wash my hands in the male bathroom. Then went back online and told this story to Allen. Soon enough we were in the theatre watching The Dark Knight.
Shit was epic, RIP Heath.
11 responses so far ↓
Jan Jan // Jul 21st 2008 at 9:26 pm
LMAO.. oi allen is rubbing off on you haha
Louie // Jul 21st 2008 at 9:27 pm
you should’ve stuck a knife into the ladies mouth Joker steez
Carrie // Jul 21st 2008 at 9:31 pm
wtf why didn’t you share this with me when I got there???
lucyfuckinglu // Jul 21st 2008 at 9:32 pm
lol i knew you were a girl an rong stop tryin to hide it
Kingz // Jul 21st 2008 at 10:01 pm
You should’ve told her that the modern male bathroom sign includes a male wearing a dress.
Christopher // Jul 22nd 2008 at 12:45 am
HAHAHAHA youre lucky she didnt scream
Christopher // Jul 22nd 2008 at 12:45 am
was the woman hot?
anne // Jul 22nd 2008 at 6:37 am
6:21 - what an odd showtime lol
and lmao an rong, was she a middle aged white lady?
HELEN ONG // Jul 23rd 2008 at 12:06 am
LOOOOOOOOLLLL that took you a while
debby // Jul 24th 2008 at 12:44 pm
When you gotta go, you don’t pay attention to stupid details like which bathroom to go in :P.
yip // Jul 27th 2008 at 9:07 pm
lmao. good job !
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