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Note to sidekick user

July 2, 2008 · 18 Comments

There are many types of sidekick users.

A) This user, every 5 seconds checks his sidekick, to check his buddy list, text messages, and is annoying, cause he puts the sidekick away and then pulls its out 2 seconds later, cause he thinks he just got a message. Then walks around acting as if he’s mad cool with a sidekick, and when he’s chilling with his friends, he takes out his sidekick every 2 seconds to pretend hes talkign to someone else, as if the company he has at the moment isnt good enough.

B) The user, who gets its to be cool with the other kids, who think its cool to have sidekicks, and check it every 5 seconds.

C) The user, who has a sidekick, checks his phone, but doesn’t live his life outta the phone, and uses it like a phone, not some extraordinary machine from the future.

So,

Dear sidekick user(A,B),

Please get off your sidekick, and realize life isn’t in your sidekick. If you wanted to be online all day, you could just sit at home and fucking go online, and pretend u have friends or have cyber sex, na mean? So please, when i’m chilling with you, please don’t whip out the sidekick, and check whos online, cause its annoying. FUCK YOU.

Dear sidekick user (C),

Keep it cool.

Categories: Angry Rants · Daily · Random

18 responses so far ↓

  • Kingz // Jul 2nd 2008 at 1:48 am

    Boondocks (Ed and Gin robbing the bank episode) also goes well with this rant.

  • Carrie // Jul 2nd 2008 at 11:52 pm

    HEY AN RONG! you’re outdated! It’s the blackberry that’s killing lives now

  • Louie // Jul 3rd 2008 at 8:20 pm

    whats a celluar phone

  • debby // Jul 3rd 2008 at 8:24 pm

    It’s difficult to decipher this “user B.” Carrie’s right! Everyone on the train and in Manhattan is a crackberry addict. But many young’ns still have sidekicks.

  • Jan Jan // Jul 4th 2008 at 10:56 am

    hypebeast.com

  • Olivia // Jul 4th 2008 at 12:16 pm

    omg… i know! users A and B are MAD ANNOYING.

  • Christopher // Jul 4th 2008 at 3:48 pm

    most sk users are in the cities…ie NYC, Chicago, etc. I rarely see a SK user here in daytona…then again…daytona is pretty much red neck

  • jun // Jul 9th 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Sidekicks are for highschoolers…

  • Jimmy! // Jul 31st 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Oh!!!!, the entire time I thought you were talking about Robin, the cape crusader’s Sidekick

  • Jimmy! // Jul 31st 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Using the sidekick like a phone, lol, I’ve seen THAT video - IT.WAS.HOT

  • ANRONG XU HATER // Aug 13th 2008 at 7:38 pm

    your gay.. just cuz you dont have a sidekick doesnt mean u can rant at people… your a TYPE D SIDEKICK USER: doesnt have a sidekick but asks his friend to borrow it for an hour, looking at aim, your stupid blog, and playing games. i put soo much money that you do that.

  • anrong // Aug 13th 2008 at 9:54 pm

    um no actually no, i don’t cause my friends dont have sidekicks, and you can suck a bag of baby dicks

  • Louie // Aug 13th 2008 at 9:55 pm

    CONTROVERSIALLLLLLLLLLLL

  • anrong // Aug 13th 2008 at 10:40 pm

    oh and how much you put down, cause you just lost mad bread son.

  • Kingz // Aug 13th 2008 at 10:50 pm

    To An Rong Xu Hater:

    1) I can hardly decipher your fucking comment.
    2) Spell check please.
    3)An Rong can plead the First.
    4)Why the fuck would he do that when he can use a goddamn computer?
    5) Unless you’re a business man or woman, I doubt half the shit you type on your sidekick is ever important.

    End.

  • ANRONG XU HATER // Aug 13th 2008 at 11:28 pm

    To Kingz:

    Get off AnRong’s dick and i bet you cant decipher because youre eyes are yoo chinky.

    To ANWRONG,
    I would bet a years supply of WonderBread (only you would say bread). I’m not the one who’s wrong and i know that for a fact. I might even know which one of your friends has a sidekick.

    I’ll give you a hint to my identity:
    1. I actually do know you.
    2. You always told me to comment on your blog.
    3. I am the definition of cool… not Herbie Hancock or Lupe Fiasco.

    dun dun dun dun

  • anrong // Aug 13th 2008 at 11:44 pm

    ooh its either nemo, or a big bitch or a idk lol

  • ANRONG XU HATER // Aug 13th 2008 at 11:53 pm

    youre a big bitch.. and thats a fact cuz ur fat and you look like a panda.. who gets a hamster as a tatoo…
    btw if youre into art, you should look at this nice portrait i saw… it was of towering fast food chains…

    - your friendly neighborhood Nemo

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