There are many types of sidekick users.
A) This user, every 5 seconds checks his sidekick, to check his buddy list, text messages, and is annoying, cause he puts the sidekick away and then pulls its out 2 seconds later, cause he thinks he just got a message. Then walks around acting as if he’s mad cool with a sidekick, and when he’s chilling with his friends, he takes out his sidekick every 2 seconds to pretend hes talkign to someone else, as if the company he has at the moment isnt good enough.
B) The user, who gets its to be cool with the other kids, who think its cool to have sidekicks, and check it every 5 seconds.
C) The user, who has a sidekick, checks his phone, but doesn’t live his life outta the phone, and uses it like a phone, not some extraordinary machine from the future.
So,
Dear sidekick user(A,B),
Please get off your sidekick, and realize life isn’t in your sidekick. If you wanted to be online all day, you could just sit at home and fucking go online, and pretend u have friends or have cyber sex, na mean? So please, when i’m chilling with you, please don’t whip out the sidekick, and check whos online, cause its annoying. FUCK YOU.
Dear sidekick user (C),
Keep it cool.
