My grandma had recently fallen ill, but she is fine now. She is at NY Downtown hospital, soo today i went to visit her, seeing, when she would be discharged from the hospital. Not today. But as i was going to see her, i noticed many sk8 boarders in the 4 train. I knew that the sacred sk8ing grounds, Brooklyn Banks, was in the area, soo i was thinking it was just a Saturday at Brooklyn Banks. Hundreds of Sk8ers were gathered in the area as i left, and i was wondering it was always this packed on saturday. I was going to take some photos, but I was with my Little sis, so I had to get going, before she started bitching.
Then, after i parted ways with my sister, i headed over to the Y to work on my pectorals in progress. On my way there, when i reached Mulberry and Broome there was a mob of black kids on sk8boards. They were all sk8ing and the fattest one who was like mad pudgy, was on a scooter. Then at the corner of Broome and Mott they got into something with 2 white guys, and then all of a sudden one of the kids pulls out a kazoo looking thing and blows into it making the kazoo noise, and they all gather round the white guys and scares the shit outta them. I wanted to take a photo, but i was afraid my camera might have dissapeared, damn you racial part of my brain, but yea i shouldve gotten a photo, they looked like a cool bunch of kids.
After my workout, nothing to do cause a ho-bag(yes that is a word) decided a monster growing on her face, couldnt go rowing on a boat with me in central park. So i went to allen’s experienced PS3, it was quite smexy, had some corn, and we did my id photo, also a photo collage that came as a strike of genius to allen.
and finally, the most awesome, most racist, and most pointless game finished dl the demo ps3. Yes you guessed it Def Jame ICON! yes you are a rapper and you go around beating up other rappers. FREAKING AWESOME.
This game had such amazing phrases as : Get your bitch ass down, and Go back home bitch
thank you def jam, i now understand black people love to fight and blow things up, see this is why i am racist fuck you def jam
Oh yea, and turns out today was official GO SK8BOARDING day in NYC, and it was sponsored by emerica and other sk8 companies, soo it explains the black kids on sk8boards, but not that fat one on a scooter
7 responses so far ↓
Tiffany // Jun 22nd 2008 at 12:50 am
I’m trying to imagine you saying “Get your bitch ass down” to an angry gangster.
It makes me lol. LOL.
Pedro // Jun 22nd 2008 at 1:45 am
bitch ass nigga i ain’t got no masters
rich ass nigga i got all my masters
a lot of stereotypes propelled in Def Jam games lol
Christopher // Jun 22nd 2008 at 3:40 pm
LOL
i hate def jam…its so pointless
and that whole collage is your ID picture!??! or just one of them?! but if its the whole thing thats AWESOME!
im a longboarder =X haha
Carrie // Jun 22nd 2008 at 8:52 pm
I want to learn how to skateboard..
jenn // Jun 23rd 2008 at 12:42 am
That’s the hospital where I work at!
jun // Jun 23rd 2008 at 5:34 pm
“work on my pectorals”
LMAO
Helen // Jun 24th 2008 at 1:33 pm
hope your gmama is well!
next time you come to bk i will DEF SEE YOU!
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