I’m sitting on the F train, in one of those 3 ppl seats row. I am on the end next to the door. I notice today there was a lot of people coming back from the beach. A bunch of Korean kids to my right, all from Bronx Science, majority of them sleeping from what looks like a cut day to the beach. Then to my left, i see a spanish couple sleeping, and one leaning up against the other. So while being surrounded by all this young love and free flowing joy, a White lady comes and sits in the middle of the row. So she’s in the middle seat. Somewhere between Roosevelt Island and Queensbridge, I am getting an itch in my throat. Naturally i have to cough. So im covering my mouth, and i cough, which is obvious the polite thing to do. THE lady next to me, jumps up and uses her magazine to cover her face like i was going to cough on her. AND I’m LIKE WTF!!! do i have fucking sars or some shit, is it cause i’m yellow? soo i tell the lady sorry cause I figured it was my fault somehow. So I’m sitting there, i have to get off the next stop, and i’m just wondering wtf i did wrong. Then my conclusion, this white lady thought i had SARS. SO FUCK YOU BITCH, you can go suck a bag of baby dicks.
Excuse me Mam’
June 10, 2008 · 10 Comments
Categories: Angry Rants · Daily · Random
10 responses so far ↓
Allen // Jun 10th 2008 at 12:17 am
I think the baby dicks would aggravate her case of rectal stoppage.
debby // Jun 10th 2008 at 12:18 am
Maybe she was just a germaphobe. If that’s true, you could’ve been white, black, or brown and she still would’ve done that.
Kingz // Jun 10th 2008 at 12:46 am
Yeah, like Howie Mandel. If so, next time just cough really loud and add some phlegm into it. That’ll show her.
Louie // Jun 10th 2008 at 4:54 pm
white peopleeeeeeeee
Christopher // Jun 10th 2008 at 11:15 pm
chill man…maybe she was a germaphobe…like debby said…
Jan Jan // Jun 11th 2008 at 11:16 pm
LMAO…. aw you should’ve offered her purel. that would have set her straight!
jun // Jun 12th 2008 at 2:57 am
asian peopleeeeeeeeeeee
helen // Jun 13th 2008 at 8:38 am
a bag of baby dicks indeed
jenn // Jun 13th 2008 at 9:20 am
lol. germaphobes… man -.-; the other day on my way to work i sat down next to this lady and she just kept shifting away from me like i was diseased. and then when the people on her other side got off she moved like 3 feet away from me. -.-;;;
Pedro // Jun 13th 2008 at 9:35 pm
lol…
white people love wayne brady
because he makes byrant gumble look like
malcolm x
shit happens
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